“Dressing up like a preson, setting up, Performing, serving and cleaning up at my daughters 2nd birthday party. P.S: He has to be able to ride a bike (for my own amusement)”
Born to a well-to-do family, Havaticus was enrolled in the Aubergine Dance Studios from an early age. He has spent his entire life performing in theatre, film and television and completed his first revue at the age of 6 months. His film credits include “Frost/Nixon”, “Toy Story 3″ and “Dirty Dancing”. Some people also say that ‘Johnny Depp’ isn’t a real person and is in fact his alter ego.
Havaticus spent his early career fronting advertising campaigns for toilet rolls, cheese and canal holidays, and later cheese frangranced toilet rolls.
Havaticus is an extreme method actor. In preparation for playing the part of a tree in his school nativity he lived in a forest for three months beforehand. Having won an Oscar for his role in the film Titanic, he is able to mimic any human being and his theatrical performances are truly memorable and mesmerise the audience. He was once able to convince the Queen of England that she was an imposter and that he was in fact the real monarch.
Havaticus asks that he be given a dressing room prior to his performance at the party. Having played the part of a waiter in an episode of CSI: Miami he is fully ready to serve at the party, however he will need to enrol as a cleaner in a nearby hotel so that he can method act and prepare for his cleaning role.
Havaticus will bring with him his entire wardrobe of costumes so that he is prepared for any eventuality. However, these costumes are held within a 60ft trailer and adequate parking will be required.
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Havaticus intends to compete in the next Tour de France so that he can obtain sufficient cycling experience in order to to wow you at the party, and he will be available immediately after the race finishes.