‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Or at least that was the case until Father Chimpmas scrambled out of the chimney and was ambushed by two pit bull terriers who set about him as if he were a joint of beef. Father Chimpmas tried to fend them off with a Christmas Barbie and Peppa Pig dressing gown, but he was taken down by the beasts.
After his reindeer had rescued him from the clutches of Terminator and Tiddles he returned to his mammoth round of global present deliveries. His failure to seek medical treatment soon came back to haunt him when he passed out from blood loss over the South Chimplantic Ocean and crashed. The children of Chimpaguay and Chimpazuela won’t be getting any presents this year.